Funny SMS

Love kaisay hota hai?
Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,“O” ko daba ke,“V” mein dalo,jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya


Even the driver say’s so …
A man while making love to his maid,exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’



Can we do romance in the midnight today
Can we do romance in the midnight today?I’m in a good mood:)Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!Reply me soon,yours Loving Mosquito.


Funny SMS

It’s the things that satisfies your mind
It’s the thing that satisfiesur mind, body & soul!Do it on bed, on a sofa,in the car or anywhere!It’s called Prayer!God bless ur naughty mind.



A junior needs a name
Love is a gamble,Sex is a game,Boyz do the thingGirls get the blame,1 night in pleasure9 months of pain1 day in hospital anda junior needs a name